"Why is a porn blog following me"

Ancient tumblr user proverb (via cutemutant)

(via theathleticaestheticblog)

denoxous:

scoobysnacked:

how do you politely ask for the wifi password

Get on one leg and raise your phone like you’re proposing. So when they look at your phone they just have to type in the password

instagrampa:

I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on

(via denoxous)

Anonymous:
My bed is better. Have you ever been with a guy

thaihaha:

No I try to maintain a 5 foot distance from all of the males