escapegoate:

pallet-town-julie-brown:

kudos to mtv for spreading this message tho

MAD SHOUTOUT TO MTV

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Timestamp: 1408628429

escapegoate:

pallet-town-julie-brown:

kudos to mtv for spreading this message tho

MAD SHOUTOUT TO MTV

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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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penisparker:

is anything more exhausting than a white man with opinions

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manipulistic:

Drake seen in recovery after “Anaconda” music video

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Timestamp: 1408625010

manipulistic:

Drake seen in recovery after “Anaconda” music video

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wonnderr-lusttt:

looow-tus:

undftdaniel:

defend-sissy-boy-emo:

jadelyn:

holypuckingcow:

abbysetcetera:

Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own. 

and mixing them with vodka

At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.

And then regretting your decisions the next morning.

Because you have to work.

and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.

and vodka

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yourflowerqueen:

Someone let the giraffe out at the louisville zoo last night during the purge

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Timestamp: 1408624967

yourflowerqueen:

Someone let the giraffe out at the louisville zoo last night during the purge

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serfborts:

When you’re failing gym class and you tryna get ya grade up at the last minute

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